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words cannot describe how angry i am right now

1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 0 notes

coffee

2 days ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 2 notes
yourloverisaliberal:

Goin to get some awards yo

yourloverisaliberal:

Goin to get some awards yo

3 days ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 4 notes
3 days ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 2,829 notes

ornamentedbeing:

Topless dueling?

I know it’s a long text but it’s worth the read!

The most intriguing duel fought between women, and the sole one that featured exposed breasts, took place in August 1892 in Verduz, the capitol of Liechtenstein, between Princess Pauline Metternich and the Countess Kielmannsegg. It has gone down in history as the first “emancipated duel” because all parties involved, including the principals and their seconds were female… Before the proceedings began, the baroness pointed out that many insignificant injuries in duels often became septic due to strips of clothing being driven into the wound by the point of a sword. To counter this danger she prudently suggested that both parties should fight stripped of any garments above the waist. Certainly, Baroness Lubinska was ahead of her time, taking an even more radical take on the (at the time) widely dismissed theories of British surgeon Joseph Lister, who in 1870 revolutionized surgical procedures with the introduction of antiseptic. 

With the precautions Baroness Lubinska recommended, the topless women duelists were less likely to suffer from an infection; indeed, it was a smart idea to fight semiclad. Given the practicality of the baroness’ suggestion and the “emancipated” nature of the duel, it was agreed that the women would disrobe—after all, there would be no men present to ogle them. For the women, the decision to unbutton the tops of their dresses was not sexual; it was simply a way of preventing a duel of first blood from becoming a duel to the death.

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It is humorous that most recounts of this historic event fail to mention two important things: the winner of the duel (Princess Metternich) and the reason why the women came to arms in the first place—they disagreed over the floral arrangements for an upcoming musical exhibition.

^ best part of the entire article. 

3 days ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 19,304 notes

captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

3 days ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 16,484 notes

sam the slayer

3 days ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 2,529 notes
3 days ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 63,707 notes

sesamestreet:

Today Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit educational organization behind Sesame Street, announced a multi-year partnership with Teaching Strategies, the educational company that publishes The Creative Curriculum and Teaching Strategies GOLD

Learn more at http://sesameworkshop.org/school

3 days ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 3,705 notes

mybigfatredwedding:

Really excited for the next 

Episode of game of thrones it should be

Delightful

Wow how wonderful is this turning out for everybody

Edmure is gonna marry roslin; i’m so glad they got this

Deal worked out with the freys

Definitely a move toward peace 

I‘m just so thrilled that everything is going so well for the 

North, long live robb stark, I

Guess nothing is stopping him from winning the war now!! heh

3 days ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 2,469 notes